⋆ Anna's bat-blog ⋆

He only started explaining after Alfred questioned him

Tim: Why are you taking me off the case? Someone is framing Conner and I need to help him!

Bruce: That's exactly why you can't be the lead detective.

Tim: Look, I know you think my judgement is clouded because I have a little crush on Conner. But I can be objective!

Tim: Name one time I've done something extreme for Conner's sake.

Kon: Yeah, I have no self control and I told everyone we are dating.

Tim: Okay, no need to be sarcastic.

bc i can’t imagine there’s a planet where jason WANTS to get someone pregnant as more than a momentary orgasm fantasy because he’s like the most scared-of-commitment fucking bat and that’s a high bar. he needs to be able to hit the bricks anytime things get dicey, having a WHOLE CHILD rely on him? especially after what happened with his parents? fuckk no.

anyway tim obviously fucking hates that jason’s just running off all the time, especially how pained it makes bruce and nervous it makes dick. so he sabotages the condoms or whatever and stops taking birth control. and he’s fucking jason like an ANIMAL for a few weeks until he gets pregnant, because he has to make sure he gets knocked up before the asshole can run off again.