but we weren’t ready to become adults

Y'all need to appreciate that this was practically fucking *yesterday*.

as of today: june 1, 2023, that headline is 2 ½ months shy of being old enough to rent a car

for everyone bad at math, like me lol: the original print date was August 13th, 1998

Happy 25th No Obituversary!

if a job says "we're like a family" you have to assume it's the kind where the parents eat their young

The Shadow Falls book series is what happens when a Straight person writes a story with super queer concepts but the author is clueless and writes it as if it’s straight.

Umbrella Academy ur so funny hahahahahahaha now where is the REAL season 4

i be like “i don’t care” and then my chest starts hurting