is it hot in here or is it just entropy?

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

this is what it feels like to be out in public where other people can see you

the grief is an erogenous zone

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

the concept of the "shower beer" appears in folklore and mythology from around the world

Everybody in the club Yield to my will