The Trees Deny Themselves Nothing

1976, acrylic on paper, Ojibwe

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

I'd bet anything you'd like no one would be complaining about 'historical accuracy' for that version.

millennial women run a sims 2 save like the navy

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

thank you

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

Do not come on my posts with “Black Women Are Superhuman Beings Who Can Handle Anything” takes. That’s a dangerous and reductive rhetoric rife with misogynoir. No, black women cannot take more negative and harmful attacks than other women can. Black women are not primed to withstand more attacks and harassment than women of other races. Stop. That is horrifying. Black women deserve grace, compassion, and a soft place to rest, not constant burdens.

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!