✧Eyes like Stars✧

all i do is yearn and be sleepy

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

Girlboss over here gaslighting the gatekeepers.

Fuck the Home Owners Association.

No one who opposes an HOA is the asshole.

Fuck the HOA and fuck nosy busybodies

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

We can't jerk off or ibuprofen out way out of this one fellas

FYI, this was an actual streetlamp in Wrocław, Poland. Local services removed the overgrowth because apparently nearby people had trouble sleeping with this by their windows.

#i love this post i love that your wife went with you. shes so supportive (@pmd2)