lucky number nine, hooray!

The craziest part about life is that there’s like nothing you can do..

literally nothing…

Oh at all

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

it would suck to be into rpf for modern celebrities like the heated rivalry guys where everyone has to have constant public forums about the Ethics of what you’re doing and Parasociality. no one gaf when i say paul mccartney got his arse eaten by john lennon in the apple office stationery cupboard

the real reason i always tuck my feet under the covers at night is so that tarantino can't get me

“sasunaru are the founding fathers of yaoi” sasunaru aren’t even the founding fathers of bl shipping doujinshi. pipe down

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps

saw a post on instagram that was literally someone citing statistics saying public transit is one of the safest travel options out there and the comments were literally just “ummmmm op this is so ableist and misogynistic of you :) don’t you know the average public transit user is a dangerous violent criminal who wants to set you on fire :)))”

it must be so terrifying and sad to go through life convinced if you set foot outside your car in public or interact with people outside your nuclear family you’ll instantly be raped and robbed by the Evil Poors no wonder so many of these people are reactionary tar pits

please never forget that Hamtaro is literally here to help you

Googling your name + death