"who am i to tell me who i am?"

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I know this is a joke but you can counteract over salting by adding acid, like lemon juice or a splash of vinegar

we were baking brownies and added ¼ cup of salt instead of a ¼ teaspoon. eagerly awaiting your updated advice

you doubled the salt by 48. you can do that to the rest of your ingredients (like if you had a cup of sugar add 47 more cups). it’ll all balance out!

ok i do realize this but i also don’t actually have, like, 144 cups of flour lying around my apartment. and i cannot stress this enough: absolutely no one involved in this story was sober enough to drive anywhere for anything

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

She’s the real life Hannah Montana

Wasn’t she Hannah Montana’s aunt 😭?

I know the tweet is supposed to be some kind of “haha men bad” but honestly he’s the goals there. You have a great and super rich wife and no one ever bothers you

just watched one of the funniest fucking videos in existence

btw if i see trump becoming president bc some of u went “but biden is also bad and i dont want him so i dont vote uwu” i hope yall get cold soup for the next four years

what is it about the subtle fuzziness and color/light distortion of old photographs that perfectly invokes the indistinct, dream-like quality of memory

the clarity of post-2000s photos makes me feel like i'm looking at an accurate depiction of a past event, but older photographs make me feel like i'm looking at a time as someone remembers it.

people who willingly use semicolons are so sexy

I read this post; It is the first I have experienced joy in three months

Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

Turns stones into humans