You didn’t have to treat me like my existence meant less than nothing to you when you meant more than everything to me.

I’m weird first and hot second. If you think I’m hot but you don’t acknowledge my weirdness then you’re missing the most basic thing about me.

yo mr white can you switch me back to wet food this dry shit sucks bitch

every so often this starts circulating again and every time i remember that people tried to come for me for “spreading medical misinformation” with this post

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”

ppl talk abt the beginning of covid and the first lockdown alot but nobody talks abt how truly deeply evil september-december 2020 was like that was a desolate and twisted time actually

look i have no problem drinking water but i do have a problem getting up to pee when im already comfy

20/04/2019

there’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. can we kiss