Rainy Days And Black Umbrellas

haters will hear me rummaging around the university laboratories and say christ what is that

Haters will be like “containment breach”

She enunicated this SO PERFECTLY and completely in a single tweet. A whole informed essay in a single tweet. Your fave could never!

Same problem we have with cops. Police are more likely to have certain characteristics and personality flaws not because becoming a cop makes you that way, although that may amplify the effects, but rather, men with these problems gravitate to the position. That’s why so many bullies end up becoming cops

You pointing out the cops means I need to point out; Female bullies tend to go into nursing! A position that puts them in power, and gives them control over people. If you knew a girl in highschool who was just an awful human being but thought she was great? Chances are she went into nursing.

I was not kidding when I said D.C. despises Trump.

greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin’

TRUMP FUCKING LOST LETS GOOOOOO SIRI PLAY PARTY IN THE USA

JOE IS BIDEN ?

FUCK I MEANT JOE IS PREISDENTE ?

this is how i learned he won

i just want to take a moment to congratulate the first week of november for somehow being the longest, and most compelling, part of the 500 years that has been 2020. what a ride.

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!

date of origin: 9th of november, 2016.

love how tumblr went from “LETS FUCKING GOOOO” to “this sucks and fuck you for being happy” the second they called it. if ur excited that biden won that doesnt make u stupid or bad or whatever. like yeah hes a pretty standard Old White Guy Politician and hes only gonna take us so far and we absolutely need to keep fighting but this is still a pretty goddamn important step right now and you can be happy about it while still acknowledging that the fight is far from over

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

i want to be a bartender

men named bart look out

this is stil the funniest post on this website and the fact that it only has 900 notes is a crime

there had better be video. in 4K, with clean audio i want to hear his shoes scrabbling on the floor as he's dragged out

Dragging Trump out of the White House (ASMR)