The Sun Always Rises

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

Walking was invented by a super cool fish who decided to risk it all

Poetry is great.

hayley kiyoko: [dances around pretty ladies for a living]

finally someone asking the important questions

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like  “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.” 

The more I find out about Oscar Wilde the more delighted I am.