Chaotic Bitch

Why would u steal a stupid meme from my insta when you could have,,, not,,, done that

[ ID: An animated gif with decorated words that read: “There is nothing RADICAL about TRANSPHOBIA your feminism is just COLONIZED” ]

my gender is mud. its kinda fluid but also not entirely. dunno what’s in there frankly. sometimes there’s a frog.

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

What??? The fuck????

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

Ever stand up too fast and it feels like you tried to read an elder scroll

we all have anemia