Parks and Fire Nation

Zuko: Mai hates Valentine’s Day. And brunch, and outside, and smiling. [laughs] She’s weird.

Azula: February 14th, Valentine’s Day, is about romance, but February 13th, Galentine’s Day, is about celebrating lady friends.

Ty Lee: It’s wonderful, and it should be a national holiday.

Azula: It should!

Later in the Fire Nation…

Disney fans now: We don’t talk about Bruno. 🙊

Disney fans 6 months from now: DON’T EVEN LOOK AT BRUNO 🙈

Bruno Mars:

Zuko: Prepare for battle.

Zuko: Oh, I forgot to tell you. I got your Christmas present. It’s like a little tray that goes over your throne so you can take notes in war meetings.

Ozai: Ahh! That is so thoughtful!

Iroh: It’s Christmastime. Don’t you want to be good people?

Zhao: …

Here’s a little holiday song from my dysfunctional family to yours. Bending around the Christmas tree In the fire palace hall. Thinking about just burning it down To watch my brother fall. Bending around the Christmas tree, My fire glows so bright. Zuko’s a clutz, I’ve told him as much. So it’s time to prove me right.

Zuko never trusts me when I tell him what to do, Decorating with no style, Now the tree is looking vile.

Zuko: My uncle, he used to say the best stuff. ‘Don’t work yourself into a lather. Look where it is and you’ll find it. Don’t put me in a home. Tell the truth and shame the devil. The devil knows where you’re hiding. If you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he’s going to drive.’

The Gaang: …

Ty Lee: We are throwing a Halloween party on Ember Island! It’s going to be the greatest thing ever… 

Azula: Someone will die. 

Ty Lee: Of fun! 

Azula: And of MURDER. 

Ty Lee: There’s going to be beer, pumpkins… 

Azula: Mutilated bodies. 

Ty Lee: But fake ones! Candy, dancing, tequila, all kinds of food and snacks…

Azula: Blood orphans. 

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Inside the Capital City Prison…

Iroh: This is my vacation. I’m exercising, I’m sleeping well.

Warden Poon: You’re doing time.

Zuko: Mai hates Valentine’s Day. And brunch, and outside, and smiling. [laughs] She’s weird.

Azula: February 14th, Valentine’s Day, is about romance, but February 13th, Galentine’s Day, is about celebrating lady friends.

Ty Lee: It’s wonderful, and it should be a national holiday.

Azula: It should!

Later in the Fire Nation…

ERMAHGERD GOING TO HOGWARTS BYYYYYEEE

Just watching Zuko just about to throw a hissy fit

When my brother pointed out something in a the background. Or rather, someone.