Support group for gay tamburines

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

stop casting famous people for romance movies

stop casting famous people in movies

stop casting for movies, let it be randomly selected, like jury service. "sorry can't legally come to work today, I'm the new batman"

my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

i love watching rupaul do the mid-episode walkthroughs and interview the queens he’s such a sociopath and it’s so funny. they’ll be like “i really hope i sew a good dress” and rupaul will look at them with nothing behind his eyes and go “did your father ever call you slurs growing up. what was it like to watch him die. good luck!”

there's so much cool treasure under the road just waiting to be dug up. this morning i found a long tube that literally keeps producing scalding hot steam. free steam! a gamer's dream. and its my reality

I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally

hm living w mental illness really is just like well i feel insane!! just gonna keep going about my day tho

reblog to give a trans person soup

I hate messaging apps I either open it and there are people trying to talk to me or I open it and there are not people trying to talk to me. Lose-lose situation