CredibleCole

until we yeet again…

That’s a familiar and I am INFINITELY JEALOUS

SHE I SINGING YOU FOOLS. LET HER SING YOU HER SONGS

the truth is out there, and its in the heart of downtown toronto

what the actual fuck

this is toronto’s cultural pride and joy and it is slowly being consumed by an alien spacecraft

A significant portion of the city looks like this actually. Toronto’s aesthetic seems to be “real old buildings being devoured by real new buildings.” And like sometimes you have houses that look like a 12 year old’s first minecraft build sorta jammed between Victorian era stone houses it’s real fuckin weird

THESE LOOK LIKE VIDEO GAME GLITCHES ARE WE SURE TORONTO ISN’T SECRETLY A GIANT GLITCH IN THE MATRIX??

I don’t feel like i have the right to post this

While you guys have been drawing big booby animal people I’ve been busy repeatedly breaking my fingers until they reheal and have enough grip strength to allow me to climb up surfaces like a gibbon 

That’s not how finger strength works

The path to gibbon hands is not an easy one, but I have total faith in my method of training 

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

THE PORTAL OPENS

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE