jane farrar is a lesbian

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)

Please stop making fun of my big, wet, disgusting eyes. They allow me to see shrimp and other small prey in the darkness of the abyssal plain.

ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

hey does anyone in the bartseq fandom want the url johnmandrakes

Ah but to be a waterdrop with googly eyes

Calcifer’s cousin

underrated bart moment is near the end of golems eye when hes staking out the hyrnek house by hiding in a bush in the guise of an ugly crow and letting off a Stench so no other crows try to talk to him