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months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

I saw a few asks that say “describe my aesthetic” so this one takes a bit more creativity.

Mac DeMarco // Chamber of Reflection

Not just another phone case. This is the new generation of polaroid camera. This simple design sends a photo to the case over Bluetooth. The current version takes about 50 seconds from photo to printed paper and can only hold one piece of paper at a time. But the planned consumer version will hold 10-30 sheets of paper and take fewer than 30 seconds to print.

“OH YOU DRAW??? CAN YOU DRAW ME????”

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

"You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?"

"Why are they 7.69 for 10!!"

Its name can be seen as a portmanteau of “Mary” and “sheep” (i.e. Mary had a little lamb)

Its name is an anagram of “ampere”, a unit of electric current

It’s inspired by the novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

ekans is snake backwards