al’ykç

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

i should be smoking weed in the forest with the spirits and fairies

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

went for a walk the other day and there were apples and blackberries growing along the trail and i walked past some teenagers smoking weed in a ditch and overheard one of them point to the fruits and say "bro that shit is bountiful"

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing

they should make a gacha called Casino Girls! Beautiful Spending Spree

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"