Mt.Trashmore

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

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Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

This post is funny because every day for the past year I get at least a few back and forth tag chains in my notifs that are people roleplaying elaborate paw based battles and you can tell that 90 percent of the time it is thinly veiled flirting.

Yeah but once you’re out there you realize you have to Do Stuff to survive and then the whole dream falls apart

If I know what I'm doing then it's fine.

Oh of course, but the trouble is most people who say this sort of thing don’t

I don’t intend to go out into the middle of the forest and SURVIVE. I’m gonna go out, sit on some grass, drink river water, and get mauled to death by a bear after I try to give it some pats

What about Homestuck.

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

"Why is yuri a tumblr meme" yuri isn't a meme... yuri is eternal

Something eternal you say

Genuinely and unironically my philosophy abt music has expanded to “stop writing off music because it’s from a specific genre” and I think that could be applied to most mediums actually

Is country music really all bad or are you only catching snippets of christonationalist propaganda on the radio? Are horror movies always shallow torture porn or are you just thinking of trailers you saw for slasher movies? Are fantasy novels only for kids or was the last one you picked up Harry Potter? Is anime always fan service or are you just running into ecchi clips online over and over and over? Are you looking for good media or are you finding bad media and considering it representative?

It’s also a lot easier to do research in a library; sure, it’s one thing to have internet access, but it’s another to have wifi access to databases and books on the topic an approximate two minute walk away.

One of the very few things I appreciate about where I live is that the local public library is beautiful and features two inside cafes (and a sandwhich shop!) on either end of the building. Perfect combination. I need to spend more time there like I used to.

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

#he took my husband in the divorce

This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life

Who’s gonna tell the one piece newbies that Buggy’s dick can pop off and fly around too

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom