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staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

World Heritage Post

random but @baoblogger thank you for always liking my stupid reblogs. i appreciate you every time you’re in my notifs (which is a lot!). :)

awww this is too sweet!! i see you a lot in my notes too ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)

the demon lord's wicked army just razed penis village

idk am I the friend that's too woke here. the badass murderer trope just feels sort of juvenile and tasteless to me at this point in my life. like I feel that if you're going to establish that a character has Murdered Thousands you have to actually make it mean something other than "they're badass"

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

men stopped dominating the literature market with deeply misogynist writing so women romantasy authors could do it instead

pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart

I blame him (at least partially) for the rise in anti-indian racism in the late 2010s to today and people look at me like I'm the friend who's too woke when I say that. But it's true

and you’d be right to blame him. he normalized the rise in anti-indian and anti-desi racism through “jokes.” it took me forever to take pride in my indian heritage bc of the culture he helped set up.