Bankai!

what’s red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what do a rhinoceros and a tomato have in common? neither can ride a bicycle

what’s yellow and can’t swim? a bulldozer (can be substituted for most yellow things tho this one’s versatile)

why didn’t the geek ask for a calculator? because he was washing the dishes

why did the blonde throw away her clock? it was broken

what’s brown and sticky? a stick

a daring man proclaimed “here goes nothing!” and nothing happened

what’s green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side longer than the other? because there are more geese on that side

what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint

hey, the eighties called. they were really excited about having invented a phone that could call the future.

what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? an horse

what did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “where’s my tractor?”

what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of a lake? a horrible boating accident

a baby seal walks into a bar. animal control is promptly called and the seal is safely returned to where it belongs

what’s green and has wheels? a cucumber, i lied about the wheels

i’ve got 99 problems. one is that i count my problems instead of actually dealing with them.

Orange, you’ve been played. Congratulations!

(I chose Orange cos Orange was the Imposter in my last round)

I’ve been playing Among Us for the past few days non-stop! Someone help!!

The Witcher - October 26, 2007 BioShock - August 21, 2007 Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare - November 5th, 2007 Poptropica - July 2007 Akinator - 2007 Halo 3 - September 25, 2007 Super Smash Bros. Flash - November 1, 2007 The World Ends With You - July 27, 2007 Blue Dragon - August 28, 2007 Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune - November 29, 2007 Assassin’s Creed - November 13, 2007 Super Mario Galaxy - November 1, 2007 No More Heroes - December 6, 2007 The Orange Box (which includes Portal, Team Fortress 2, and Half Life: Episode 2) - October 10, 2007 Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games - November 6, 2007 Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - September 13, 2007 Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock - October 28, 2007 The Darkness - June 25, 2007 Mass Effect - November 16, 2007 Rock Band - November 20, 2007 Heavenly Sword - September 12, 2007 God of War 2 - March 13, 2007 Mario Party 8 - July 13, 2007 Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass - October 1, 2007 Skate - September 24, 2007 Crysis - November 13, 2007 Supreme Commander - February 16, 2007 Forza Motorsport 2 - May 24, 2007 Crackdown - February 20, 2007 S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl - 20 March 2007 World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade - January 15, 2007