my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

The explicitly pornographic ads paired with porn bans to appeal to advertisers is really aggravating, but I also want to take a moment to complain about really disgusting ads. Cartoon person with disturbingly photorealistic boils and shit, getting giant worms pulled out of their bodies, body horror shit like that. What the fuck is this supposed to be advertising? Why would you show this? Why can't I block it? It always pops up when I'm trying to eat, too. Why is this allowed? Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU

this is from the 2000’s btw

hero cat fights the power