he who hesitates, disintegrates

I would kill God for Klaus Hargreeves.

tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

wait fuck thats sa

Tumblr security snuck up behind him and snapped his neck before he could warn us about und

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this

Repressed on main

Selling indulgences on main

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

they’re for you