Noelia

Trumpet or tuba?

Please answer guys, I’ve got money on this!

flute

Flute

YOOOOOOOOO

The only right answer in this is flute. Trumpet? Flute. Tuba? Flute.

amen brother. who needs brass when you can have an ensemble entirely made of flutes

Flutes ftw

NO! STOP! I NEED THESE VOTES!

Saxophone

#woodwindsarebetterthanbrass

#stfunoonecaresaboutthispostanymore

clearly someone does

@tuba–god I care. 

Horns, you weirdos.

Nah, nah, nah. Y'all have this wrong. The kazoo is the best.

I vote for the soprillo sax.

Pizza

@whatthechickennugget, yes

countertenor

flexatone

IT’S DEAD. STOP.

Fluba

dear me. what have you done

Bassoon guys anyone who says other wise is gonna get a mysterious concussion

I’m a literal frickin god, look at my background picture. That’s me 2,500 years ago. You wanna go? Let’s go.

Bring it, Brass head.

I’m gonna say it again. I’m a god. I just broke one of your reeds and you’re not going to know which one until you absolutely need that reed.

jokes and you most of my reeds dried out last year and are already in like 4 section

Another reason that reed instruments are inferior.

bassoons are better you can just WAM slam idiots upside the head and you learn how to just scream into an instument for a minute straight without passing out which if you’re a chick is awesome b/c abduction rates.  

You’re talking to a tuba player here. Keep that in mind. Conical tubing means we need MUCH more air than anyone in brass family, and paired with the size the amount of air actually makes it impossible for smaller people to play it properly with getting light headed. Also, ours is metal and bigger, so it’s easier to hit people over the head.

ours is longer man, you wear a harness and just wham hit ppl from distances. I PLAYED TUBA. BASSOON IS BETTER. ours is wooden. less noise. easier murders

Only fake tuba players with the heart of a trumpet or woodwind wears a harness. Your virtuoso’s come a dime a dozen. It takes a true musician to master the tuba. You are clearly not a true musician seeing as you were not able to play tuba, so you reverted back to your woodwind trash. I grow bored of this vain argument mortal, I have 4 ½ hours of practice left to do today, go carve some reeds.

drum major, fight me 🙃

Bitch, I’m also drum major, fight me

Guys I’m a conductor for a drum corps. Chill please? No fight

Aw, come on, why not?

It wouldn’t be fair, that’s why

YALL. And how wouldn’t it be fair? Wait I don’t care. No fights please?

Just because he’s older doesn’t mean my brother get’s to tell what to do. He’s only older by 250 years anyways…

we aren’t pulling the age card we’re pulling the “remember what happened last time” card

…

did u even win the original bet

Okay but flute