i changed my mind this is a dsmp blog now

Retired warrior!Technoblade is a rly fun AU to think about in the scenario that he retired to become something boring, like a librarian, and the rest of sbi assume that he’s literally just some librarian with like. Trauma. And they dont poke theyre just here to be friends and enjoy his company and then one day there’s some Bad Guy being like “im going to go after the one you love!!” And theyre like OH NO OUR DEFENSELESS NERD FRIEND and they rush to save him only to arrive and find out Techno killed a man with a stapler or something and that he’s more upset about the blood on the books than the fact he’s killed a man with a stapler

He tries going back to normal the week after like “hey guys check out this new series ive been reading- why are we still talking about the dead guy from last week i thought we were over that. He’s dead what does it matter, can we talk about this book- what do you mean you’re worried about me i have a kill count we know this already can we get back on the subject- YES I HAVE A KILL COUNT WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE A FAKE NAME- TECHNO ISNT MY REAL NAME-“

I JUST REALIZED BARBIE AND KEN HAD A ‘what am i without you?’ ‘yourself’ MOMENT

why do i get the sinking feeling that he saw this and ran with it

fav mcyt fic thing is when the setting is taken mostly realistically but then they throw in an extremely minecraft detail like a bucket of milk instant curing a hangover or a character putting down a whole block of wood to sit on while they talk

back to say i realise the opposite of this is when a fic set in minecraft and following minecraft rules suddenly has something inexplicably mundane pop up. like a bowl of cereal. or laundry.

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why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

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