sweet cumslut bambi

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Very Demure, very Mindless~

Awww, honey, did you have a thought again today? Silly doll. I know, I know, those thoughts can be so complicated for your mushy brain.

Realizing that most of my followers (or at least half) are hot-as-fuck bimbos who like what I say 😵‍💫💗