Interviewer: “How are you gonna celebrate?”
Laura Stacey: *internally* Do not say sex with your wife out loud DO NOT SAY SEX WITH YOUR WIFE OUT LOUD “We haven’t thought that far yet 😅”
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Interviewer: “How are you gonna celebrate?”
Laura Stacey: *internally* Do not say sex with your wife out loud DO NOT SAY SEX WITH YOUR WIFE OUT LOUD “We haven’t thought that far yet 😅”

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All the men’s sports league dousing each other in champagne with goggles on in a tarped off room
PWHL Victoria dousing their coach with Molsen tall cans directly on the ice no warning
[louder than everyone else]: heyyyyyy
Flashback to 15 minutes ago when they brought the cup out wearing gloves to keep fingerprints off of it and now we get Molson's on our knees

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THEY'RE WALTER CUP WINNERS MARCUS
OH MY GODDD
Whoever yelled “YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH LETS FUCKING GO” so clearly that it sounds like a sound effect added in post, I love you so much that shit was so fucking funny
we're so back! everyone watch the playoff game tonight!
(again, these are made up names i chose with minimal research no one get mad)
Listen, if you are a Heated Rivalry fan who isn't following the PWHL (Professional Women's Hockey League) today is literally your day!!
On May 18th the Montreal Victoire and Ottawa Charge are playing the third game of the finals series. PWHL playoffs are best of 5, and the Victoire have won the first two games. The Victoire are so close to a clean sweep for the Walter cup!
Fun facts about the Victoire
The captain (Marie-Philip Poulin) is married to one of the alternate captains (Laura Stacey). They play on the same offensive line (affectionately called the Wife Line!)
The Victoire's head coach Kori Cheverie was the first woman to be the head coach of a Canadian university's men's hockey team
Social media has captured players' boyfriends, husbands, girlfriends, wives, and parents in personalized player jackets during this year's playoffs
The Victoire's starting goalie (Ann-Renee Desbiens) is fucking insane. Her save percentage has been at or above 0.950 since at least the Olympic break (that means she blocks 95 out of 100 shots!)
The Victoire selected the two-time Walter cup champions the Minnesota Frost for their semi-final series, and proceeded to knock them out of the playoffs personally
No matter what, the Walter cup this year will be won by a Canadian team with a lesbian captain, so tune in at 7pm EST! PWHL games are streamed on YouTube in the US and are available on some sports broadcasts in Canada.
Keep an eye out for more PWHL news soon! Three expansion teams have been announced for next year (Detroit, Hamilton, Las Vegas), and a fourth (San Jose?) is expected to be announced on May 19th. The expansion team draft is very long and complicated this year because of the large amount of players who need to sign with their teams again, so it'll be a wild ride!
TLDR: The Victoire are the Ottawa Centaurs in real life and are (hopefully) about to win it all! Also tons of fun expansion stuff right around the corner! I love women!

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I'm continuing to be very normal about the PWHL expansions
(to be clear these are made up team names but I do think that the Vegas Spines would fucking slap)
I'm trying to find a Heated Rivalry fic that I only half remember!
It was a AU where after Shane breaks his collarbone the entire Metros team don't speak to him or visit at all. Ilya and Raiders see how poorly he's treated by the Metros and just take him back to Boston with them. Like, he's discharged from the hospital and Ilya puts him on the team bus and they fall asleep on each other. The Raiders make it into a 'prank' that they stole the Metros' captain and Shane recovers in Boston with Ilya and is in discussions to be traded/join the team.
If this rings any bells please hit me up!!!
anyway love these ladies
being extremely normal about the PWHL right now
trump's not doing anything bad
I applied to 3 internships over 6 months.
he's making us safe
The first one never got back to me. They're at the Texas-Mexico border and can't take interns because their community is in crisis.
he's cutting government waste
I wanted to work with veterans. The federal hiring freeze applied to unpaid interns.
they're only targeting the bad ones
I got an internship. Got an apartment, moved states. An Ice agent shot a woman just blocks from me today. My coworker saw the ambulance as he was walking to work. It's my first day.

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I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com
fun fact putting a youtube chanel you really like on to try to make you fall asleep does not work and you will continue to be awake