Read a book

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

“the scottish play” solution: start abbreviating macbeth like macdonalds and call it “mickey b’s”

Disney said “We’re going to remake Pinocchio” and Guillermo Del Toro said, “Okay, but are you going to make it a boring watered-down version of the already tame one you made in the 40s? Or is there going to be abundant Jesus imagery? Angry grief-fuelled alcoholism? A fascist youth redemption arc? The ugliest most disgusting whale you’ve ever possibly imagined? Donnie Darko psychopomps? Eldritch seraphim-sphinxes of death incarnate? Is Pinocchio going to be assassinated by The Actual Benito Mussolini?”

the new yr video netflix posted an hour ago is so funny it's "every time wilhelm smiles in s2" and my boy only smiles eight times in the course of six episodes and two of those smiles aren't even real help 😭😭😭😭😭 give him some joy next season lisa he really needs it