Jessica

What I love most is that we can all agree this shit timeline broke off in 2012

world ended in 2012 and this is a fever dream all our consciousness share

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

Truth..

Holy shit this makes so much sense... like "if THIS horrible monster is afraid there must be somerhing EVEN MORE TERRIBLE AND MONSTROUS hiding somewhere nearby".......

YEP!!! It’s neat stuff. That said, horses do sort of slack/misbehave when you don’t know what you’re doing because they’re not being told the proper commands, so they get confused or bored and try to do their own thing. Which, fair.

stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347

ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.

The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?

If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.

doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses? 

i’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man