soda enjoyer

they did some 7-zip shit to my nervous system

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

legit excited to see this come around again

happy 10 years to Here in my gǟʀǟǟǟǟǟǟǟǟǟǟge just bought this, uuh. New Lamborghini here. Fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like a lot more than ̲K̲̲n̲̲o̲̲w̲̲l̲̲e̲̲d̲̲g̲̲e̲. This, uuh. New Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more thanthe New Lamborghini here. My TedX talk where I talk about this ⁿᵉʷ ˡᵃᵐᵇᵒʳᵍʰⁱⁿⁱ ʰᵉʳᵉ. UuhᵤᵤₕUuh ̷U̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h̷̷h In fact. I’m a lot more proud of these Seven. new Hollywood hills. That I had to get installed to hold TWO-thousand new 𝖫𝖺𝗆𝖻𝗈𝗋𝗀𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌… … … . . Uh. It’s like the 𝓑𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓽 Warren 𝓑𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓮 says: The more you earn, the more you Ｄｒｉｖｅ ｕｐ ｈｅｒｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ Ｈｏｌｌｙｗｏｏｄ ｈｉｌｌｓ. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is . the real reason I keep this 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. Is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕣𝕤 are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒, sleeping on 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚜 in the Hollywood hills, with only forty 𝗌𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗 dollars in my bank account. And only forty seven 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜 in my 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒 account. And only forty seven 𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗌 in my 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍 account. And only forty seven TedX talk where I talk about 𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷 𝓑𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓽𝓼 in my TedX talk where I talk about 𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷 𝓑𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒 and another 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒 and a few more 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒. I found FIVE 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜. I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units. You must have enough 𝓛𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓼. You must 🅲🅾🅽🆂🆃🆁🆄🅲🆃 🅰🅳🅳🅸🆃🅸🅾🅽🅰🅻 🅿🆈🅻🅾🅽🆂. I’ll see you on my website, it’s quick video, and uhhh you’ll see there, absolutely 𝒩𝒪𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒩𝒢.

something very intimate about how slow this machine is moving. feels tender and loving

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

pushed over by ghosts! sad

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

the ocean was made of sprite also

The really funny thing about "snakes aren't mammals your snake girl shouldn't have breasts!" is like yeah. Neither should your cat girl.

Like yes, non-mammals don't make milk, but you actually don't need the whole kit that humans do in order to make milk. Arguably its not even the important part of the breast to begin with.

You also don't need to justify it at all you can just be a pervert about it.

That's actually really interesting honestly.