when the moon shines

zak crawley — afghan hound i needed a lanky dog with not a lot of brain cells but when they look nice they look nice. afghan hound answered the call.

ben duckett — french bulldog look this is less a temperament one and more i feel so deeply in my heart ben duckett would be a french bulldog im sorry

⁠ollie pope — golden retriever but a posh one he has one, tbf to him. but NOT a working stock golden, one of the beautiful posh ones that looks good in low stakes situations but if you actually took it to a field and expected it to retrieve a pheasant for you you rlly cant be shocked when it doesn’t

⁠joe root — field spaniel docile, adaptable, overlooked for the other spaniels. joe root.

harry brook — border collie you KNOW that dog is smart but for some reason nothing is going on. has so much potential to be the most talented dog in the kennel and yet instead is just causing mayhem running around and knocking things over

⁠ben stokes (c) — springer spaniel crazy high energy, loyal, the spaniel people think about over the field spaniel even though they’re both doing their best

⁠jamie smith (wk) — basset hound he seems morose this tour and basset hounds feel like a morose dog

⁠will jacks — labrador i know nothing about will jacks, just hangs out in the background and seems sort of solid. that’s exactly the energy of every family dog you didn’t really know about but has existed on the scene for years has

brydon carse — dobermann pinscher seem more agressive than they are, quick.

jofra archer — greyhound we’re rlly into the bowlers now: quick. but also gentle and even tempered. and quick.