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I fucking love looking at random cities on google maps. fuuuck

how come america has never had an italian president but italy has had dozens?

anti montage theory where each shot has no relation to the shots preceding or after and the cutaway is just kinda a coincidence

the film just kinda did that dont know why

kuleshov...

i respect ppl who think frodo & sam were sucking & fucking constantly when the narrator wasn't looking. but personally i think the furthest they went was an awkward attempt at mutual handjobs one night in mordor which started as sam trying to do something anything that'd make frodo feel good & frodo insisted on doing it for sam too & sam closed his eyes & tried to imagine it was rosie cotton while frodo tried to remember the shire or focus on the texture of sam's rough hand or the unyielding heat in his own grip or think about anything other than the great burning wheel & neither of them succeeded. & frodo never got fully hard & eventually pushed sam's hand away but kept going & sam felt like he had failed & part of him wanted to push frodo's hand away too but instead he came harder than he had ever in his life & they never talked about it again

Im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadies are just imitating so wont the real slim. shady please stand up please stand up please stand up.

i cant stop saying this and its ruining my life

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well