do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.

that clip from that old hunie pop game or whatever where that pink fairy chick gets asked what her favorite color is and shes like “are you kidding me its fucking pink, bitch” is me

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

SHIT WHAT

Never would have known

Ah yes, the emotions: grief, change, onion, humor

those are emotiong? i thought they were hogwarts houses

that video of somebody putting makeup on an egg and somehow making that egg looks exactly like 89% of instagram just explains makeup culture more thoroughly than anyone on here ever could

Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point

“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship

“My bf/gf won’t let me cook anymore after the spaghetti incident”

“My gf won’t let me pee in the sink”

It’s been months since my wife let me go “buck wild” at home depot.

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account