Baekcetylated

I Love EXO’s version but this SHIT GO HARD as it IS. I wish EXO would have done it this ex’act way. 

“The floor is a new Animal Crossing game”

Just the Evangelion OP, everyone. Nothing else, honest.

1. Intro: We’re all Fucked  2. Fuck Shit Up (Title Track) 3. Converse High is Still Relevant Twats (Rap Monster Solo) 4. The Piano Isn’t My Only First Love Wink Wonk Diddly Donk (Suga Solo) 5. You’re Right, I’m Still Lying (Jimin Solo) 6. I Tried Making A Title Be As Long As A Fall Out Boy Song But I Can Only Do So Many Memes (Jungkook Solo) 7. Let Me Be On A Cypher Pls Hyungs Pls (V Solo) 8. A Whole 6 Minutes Of My Amazing Singing Skills You’ve All Slept On: Jin’s Revenge (Jin Solo) 9. I’m The Full Package, Bitches: Golden Hyung (J-Hope Solo)  10. ARMYYYYYYYYYYYY  11. 2! 3! Very Good Angle 12. Stop Zooming Out To The Crowd When We’re Performing 13. Fuck You Society And Your Rules Too 14. Outro: A Good $3847294 Spent Or: What Can I Say Except You’re Welcome

You tell yourself that you’re one of the good ones because you don’t hate us.  You only hate what we “do”.  But what we “do” is living.  It’s being alive and whole and a part of this world, and if you genuinely believe that we can’t have that then you might as well put the gun to our heads and pull the trigger.  Because you’re already doing that, you just don’t have the guts to admit it.

Everyone’s posting their favorite vines, so I thought I’d hop on this bandwagon.

Life With Cats.

Baekhyun & Seulgi // 161122 SM Super Celeb League

the adorableness that is baekhyun & his translator

baekhyun in sm super celeb league feat seulgi (16.11.22)

baekhyun being generous to seulgi?

Yuuri’s viral video is silent. He literally makes Victor hear the music with his body.

I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.