Well... This is awkward

goth girl cock

you know what? goth boy pussy.

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

My heart..

In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.

And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.

I laughed UNREASONABLY hard over this.

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he uses his super speed and strength to save me from a van that is spiraling out of control)

PEMDAS= Please Explode My Dick And Sack

people on here will post about the mcu and think they’re too good for supernatural

in our defense,the mcu is subtly homophobic, and supernatural sends it's gays to super hell

at least supernatural has gays

podcasts are so fucking strange cause if you stop paying attention for like .5 seconds you miss so much information. like, i fell asleep listening to night vale once and woke up to cecil talking abt sex ed for spiders

But to be fair that’s just how nightvale is

You didn’t actually miss anything, Cecil waited for you to wake up and that was just the next thing he was going to say

that’s so ominous and i hate that but thank you

entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other