rage x ruin

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

they hate me because im evil and unlikeable

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

I survived a monday, and for what? tuesday? disgusting.

girls who are one emotional day away from walking into the forest and never being seen again are in your area. for now.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

The first ever rodeo must have been a real shitshow

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)