rage x ruin

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

one of the best things about cats is that sometimes they'll just purr because youre around them

i am full of love and also fatigue

sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

some of y'all brains just up there for decoration huh

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what