Trash Boys at it again

your bias as the Loch Ness monster

your mother sells you to your bias group for a squirt of hand sanitizer 

Your bias has moved into your attic, and their sole source of income is posting cat wedding videos on youtube. They have a set of 6 cats that they stage a wedding for on Sundays, and then stage a divorce for on wednesdays. They make 100 dollars a week by doing this but they spend 40 dollars staging the wedding and divorce for this. They ask you if they can get another cat.

Your bias wearing a bump-it

your bias group is making a comeback but the concept was that they were all wearing bald caps all the time and then a week later they were like we will now reveal what hair we have under our bald caps but then they were just bald but like old man bald where they still had hair on the sides of their head

Your bias..... living their best life, surrounded by people they love, doing whatever the hell they want, eating good food, having a good time, being happy, treated with the respect they deserve

What would you do??

Like if you cry every time

You’re just chillin on your porch at 9:36 am, and you see your bias walking by holding a pastel green solo cup with 3 stray cats following them. Then, they stop in front of ur house and they're like “hey... how’s it goin, let’s shake hands”, and you go aight sure why not, so you try to shake their hand, but can’t reach from your porch, so you get off your porch to go shake their hand. But, when u get there they’re like “actually, let’s embrace instead”. At this point you’re pretty sure your bias is drunk.

One day, you’re just chillin and you suddenly you get a frantic call from your bias, and they are like “Hey, I think i might get murdered by a bee, if I do please avenge me and sue the bee race for me, thanks!”

Awwww you’re so sweet! ❤️❤️Thank u for enjoying our nonsense and thanks to everybody for bearing with us even though we haven’t been posting super frequently, there’s a lot going on in college❤️❤️

Your bias... mumbling.

You want to diy some ripped jeans so naturally you go on youtube and look for a tutorial. The first thing that pops up seems to be kpop related so obviously you click it. Then, you see your bias pop up on the screen and they say “Hey everyone, it’s me ya boi and today I will be showing you how to make the swaggiest ripped jeans in the cul-de-sac. First, obtain a cat, and if you don’t already have one, just pop into your local hardware store and purchase one today. Next, take your cat and enrage it by insulting its mother. Once the cat’s claws are unsheathed and at its full lethalocity, take the cat and apply it to your jean of desire preferably while you’re not wearing them (unless you’re into that kind of stuff). Next, you want to get some tuna at your closest gelato stand and place it on your jeans in your desired pattern and allow the cat to roam about freely. This creates a unique pattern that incorporates both claw and teeth marks, giving you a funky fresh design. Trust me, it’s what all the kpop idols are doing.

You walk up to your bias at a meet and greet, and you have been practicing your korean and you have a good gift to give them and say “anyeonghasaeyo”. And in response, they say “Depwa Spanewash Depla Blah”, and because you have studied simlish extensively in middle school, you are able to reply with “Dustin aey ball”

You are a world renowned gardner, and someone keeps stealing your parsnips and one night you sneak out in the middle of the night to catch the fiend, and behold, it is your bias who turns to you in the moonlight with a v dramatic face. And they just says “you should be planting root-a-baegas”

You just got a new s/o and you just shared your first croissant together 11.3 minutes later, your bias skates in with a big ass boombox on their shoulders. They then hit play and Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend starts blaring and they start dramatically singing the song towards you

You and your friends are chillin at a bus stop when your bias walks over wearing nothing but overalls and a straw hat, no shoes no shirt, and they asks “Hey, you guys think I could pull off a nipple ring?”