Category: Fluff, ???

Warnings: Major character death

Disclaimer: This is intentionally horrible. I'm not a writer, and this was just something I found hilarious at 3AM. Inspired by bad imagines.

You were driving down the road with your boyfriend, John Seed. It was the perfect evening for a picnic; the sun was shining, and colourful flowers painted the fields around you. You rolled down the window to feel the cool, fresh air on your skin, and you smiled in delight as your hair flowed with the breeze. You looked at your boyfriend, John Seed, to see him smiling; you could both feel how perfect this was.

The sun is setting, meaning another torturous day of trying to escape the Cullanos’ clutches will soon draw to a close. You’ve made it further than you ever have before. After running through long hallways that led nowhere and up countless flights of stairs, you’ve emerged onto the rooftop of the pizzeria’s building. You don’t know how you’ll get safely to the ground, but decide you’ll take your chances instead of staying inside that dollar-per-slice torture chamber and hearing the Heart’s hair-raising cackle any longer. You scope the rooftop out, looking around to see where might be the easiest to scale down from. Suddenly, you hear a throat clearing, and you freeze as your blood turns cold. Slowly, you turn your body to see what fate awaits you. There...

hair burning brighter...

than the sun itself...

stands...

him...

Taemin: Bones? Where we're going we don't need bones.

You are a teenager and are one Directions biggest fan. your mother knocks on your door. "Sweetheart" she says "You know we've been struggling to pay the bills. I have to sell you to a famous singer"

"Who? One direction?" You ask hopefully

"No" She shakes her head sadly