I shouldn't be here and neither should you.

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

10 years ago

Can’t get this on any other social media

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

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