ive measured my life in keurig cups

lil nas is part of the category of musicians whose music I don’t actively listen to, but every time I see something about them, I’m like “you go you funky little artist”

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

ccant relate

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

This is not about Sherlock Holmes except in the broadest sense, but it’s so wholesome!

France is just the brother of britain ? We shame britain. We shame france. No one gets left.

God give me the strength not to look in the notes

is it racist to make fun of French people? I don’t remember “French” being a race. /s

Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

This man is a living monkey’s paw

i heard they're putting italian herbs and spices in red bull now

This better be a shit post

when i get home im gonna put some oregano in an energy drink and drink it and see what happens

questo sa di merda, non lo consiglierei

hey che fine ha fatto il mio post

che cazzo? come faccio a fermarlo?

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nonsesco. le wop