P.S. I hate your hair that way.

The whitest person you know: "Inshallah"

(no money voice) I have to go skiing I have to go scuba diving I have to buy and repair a vintage bicycle I have to get into makeup art I have to become a pet owner I have to get a tattoo I have to book a flight to another island I have to treat my friends to dinner I have to bet on losing dogs

spamton core?

SO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY I'M MR YUCKY POINTY THING????

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

If you're coinless just proclaim it

I am lacking and coinless