✨Goblin✨

i need a new amazing devil album so bad i need to lie on the floor and feel something

the new album would fix my life

i'm going to be honest, i was shocked when i first read a scandal in bohemia to learn that irene adler appears in only one story. all she wanted to do was BE FREE to be with her HUSBAND who she LOVED and YET so many modern adaptations decide to drag her back in to be holmes' love interest. they saw one woman that sherlock holmes NEVER EVEN had a real conversation with and decided that she must be the love of his life, ignoring the ENTIRE first paragraph of the story about her and also everything about sherlock holmes. i honestly thought she was a recurring character in the original novels because of how much emphasis is put on her in adaptations (likely to distract from the tangible homoeroticism between holmes and watson that, no matter how they try to delete it, simply cannot stop appearing in their scripts)

„It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler“

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

"I asked chatgpt" ok well I asked Sherlock Holmes and I got a monologue that contained two tangents, four accidental insults, the answer to my question, and three homoerotic comments about his flatmate

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

"im straight" "im gay" well i am not a "who" archivist??? i am a "what"??? a "who" requires a degree of identity i can't ever retain???

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

so what you're saying is alex put the mechanisms in a jar with the remains of the improv troupe that joined RQG and some sound effects, shook it all up really hard and dumped it out and that's how we got the magnus archives

Holmes and Watson are “partners in crime” but only because they are gay in the Victorian era, which is a crime. That and I guess also because they hit a man with a chair and like trespassing and all that but it’s mostly the gay thing.

Sometimes I'm shocked that horses aren't extinct... Like, how MUCH they have problems at this point???

I love when people whose first languages have grammatical gender use the wrong pronoun in English. "this river is so green because he is fed by glaciers" aw the river is Just A Little Guy. your version of my language is better