no one can leave once they merge

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

Heartbreaking: after spending one year and 90 word pages writing convoluted psychological foreplay, Area Man finds he's not capable of writing porn anymore

hey why does this shit keep happening

doing a number on the boy

doing two numbers on the boy