Jun 16
things not to say when someone tells you theyβre having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:
Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. Iβm not sure why itβs frowned upon but you canβt.
You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.
Is it mine? Itβs not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, theyβll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.
my dear legend Algernon, just "Why?" is actually hilarious and i promise it will be used
