Two Thens In A Row

@yu-ki-oh

@thaumielclassbadass

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

this video is wild

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

“Ellen the generous” is honestly top tier humour

Neon Degeneres Ellengelion

Art source: Dragon Resting Its Head On The Lap Of A Woman - R. Leinweber (1912)

She looks like the dragon just, like, threw up a hairball (scale-ball) on the carpet and then came over to look innocent, though. That is exactly the look I give my cats when I say, “You know it’s a good thing you’re so fucking cute.”

The dragon’s expression, tho. This human is my human.

if you hated pink and/or blue as a kid because of the forced implication of rigid gendering of things that you knew you didn’t want to be a part of and as a kid you took it out on the colour but were able to embrace the colour(s) divorced from the bullshit as you grew up and were able to make your own choices about colour and now feel much more free to like pink and/or blue clap your hands