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Small mockup/proof of concept of an experimental video technique, one which I have dubbed "Jumpcalm". I am looking to further develop this idea for use in psychotherapy and mental health practices at scale.

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Sure, here ya go:
Lord George Gordon Byron was an English poet in the early 1800s.
He wrote several narrative poems that influenced the gothic genre and was a HUGE fucking slut. HUGE. This bisexual mess slept with so many fucking people it was insane, no gender was safe. Unfortunately that “no one was safe” mentality did not work out well for him bc there were a LOT of rumors that he impregnated his half-sister.
His only child from a legitimate marriage was from his wife, Lady Anne Isabella Noel Byron, who straight-up left him after a year. You know how divorce was uncommon in the 1800s? His wife was just so fed up with him that she did not care and left when her daughter was five weeks old.
This daughter was named Ada and would become known as Ada Lovelace.
Byron signed the separation papers and then left the country to have sex elsewhere and would later die when Ada was eight.
During that time if a couple divorced, usually the Dad would get full custody, so just in case he tried anything Lady Byron made sure to play the devoted and overattentive mother.
Lady Byron was absolutely paranoid that her daughter would become an insane gothic mess like her dad so she decided the only thing to do would be to make sure she did not become a Poet™. So she heavily encouraged Ada’s interests in science and mathematics.
Around the 1830-40s, Ada met Charles Babbage through a mutual friend and he showed her his prototype for a mechanical calculator. She got absolutely obsessed with this machine and began helping him out with it to the point where her notes on it became more extensive than his.
She also added notes to a translation of a paper on this engine that is considered to be the first published algorithm.
These notes on the engine and translation became the basis for computer programming.
She’s considered The First Computer Programmer™
So, because Lord Byron was a little slut and his wife wanted their daughter to Not Be, we now have to deal with tumblr discourse. Thank you and goodnight.
Vampire fiction and science fiction as we know it today also exist as a direct result of his friends being stuck in a cabin with him during a storm so there’s that as well. Hot vampires and sci-fi nerds are also his fault.
She was one of the people stuck in the cabin (well I think it was more of a 19th century Airbnb that the group of friends rented for a holiday that was then ruined by the weather) with him. Since they couldn’t do any outdoor activities they decided to write spooky stories and read them together instead. She wrote Frankenstein, kicking off the science fiction genre, and Dr John Polidori wrote… I’ve forgotten the title and it might just be “The Vampire” or “Vampyre” or something like that but anyway he did that. Dracula is much more influential now but that was the first big vampire novel. Byron didn’t create either genre but arguably motivated their creation by being an annoying horndog so they wanted to stay in their rooms writing instead of hang out with him.
It’s also worth mentioning that the summer they were stuck in that cabin is referred to as the Year Without Summer and was directly caused by the eruption of Mount Tambora in Indonesia the year before. It is also blamed for failed crops and mass famine on almost every continent, and the explosion could be heard something like 1600 miles away. The eruption of Tambora and the subsequent lack of summer worldwide is estimated to have killed anywhere from 100,000 to many millions of people. If all the deaths from diseases such as cholera and typhoid that found perfect conditions to spread rapidly during the famines are included, the total death toll could be estimated around 40 million people worldwide, which would put it on par with world war one.
TL;DR: Byron being a goth slut led directly to his daughter inventing computer programming, and being stuck in a cabin with him during crazy weather patterns caused by the largest volcanic eruption in modern history on the other side of the globe directly led to the invention of the genres of science fiction and gothic horror
Tumblr dragging Lord Byron is similar to its dragging of Ea Nasir, but more verbose and maundering and blunt and intense, which also describes Lord Byron.
Recommend reading this callout article from 1869 by <checks notes> a Harriet Beecher Stowe.
Sorry I recommend THIS callout post from 1869.
Lady Byron has not spoken at all; her story has never been told.
Oh mein gott its the original fucking post
it feels like im looking at the mona lisa
Holy shit it’s the Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder post in the flesh.
IS THAT THOMAS JEFFERSON WITH A MIKU BINDER!?
HOLY SHIIITTTT IT’S THE ORIGINAL POST
it’s what they would have wanted
happy moonwalk day
Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

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Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.
You can read the interview here, you can buy my graphic novel featuring a gay vampire here, and you can call your congressmen about rejecting HR 2616, HR 8705, HR 7661 using 5calls.org (they don't have these specific bills listed as things to call about, but luckily you can talk about whatever you want on the phone)
This is a lot to unpack
How disgustingly self-absorbed to you have to be to not only hate on others for their very existence but then also go as far to say that your self inflicted suffering makes you better than the people who came before you and believed the same thing that you do
I highly doubt you and all your modern luxuries are suffering more than the people of the past who paved the way for you to still exist today and hold onto your “holy-er than thou” beliefs
But instead of thanking them and acknowledging their suffering you will go as far to say that your current petty suffering is a luxury in comparison
Man you could have easily said “times are hard but are ancestors held god in their hearts and survived their hardships and so will we”
But naw, you wanna whine
Hi if you somehow weren't able to study raccoons what would your animal of choice have been?
Sorry if you get asked that a lot
Coyotes.
A lot of my interest in raccoons has to do with their existence within anthropogenic landscapes and how they interact with humans. And also how they are deeply misunderstood. That can apply to coyotes too. And they are very cute!! They just aren’t as smart and they can be harder to find for observational studies (aka I’m lazy as fuck.)
Anyway, here is a coyote I grabbed by hand while the cops and animal control watched
happy world water day! here's a reminder that access to clean, potable water is a human right. here's some links to donate to if you want to provide drinking water to people across the world:
Gaza Water Fund - Clean water for people in Gaza.
Afghan Relief - Clean water for people in Afghanistan.
Water Aid India - Clean water for Indian communities.
Armenia Fund - Clean water for people in Armenia and Artsakh
W4W (Waves for Water) - Clean water for Ukraine
FACE AFRICA - Clean water for communities across Africa.
Water Aid Mali - Clean water specifically for people in Mali (and a reminder that even today more than 70% of Mali is controlled and/or contested by terrorist groups. stand with the people of Mali just as you do with the people of Afghanistan)
Water for South Sudan - Clean water for people in South Sudan.
Smile Givers International - Clean water for Sudanese refugees + Sudan.

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Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
Don't donate to World Central Kitchen because even after their members were murdered by Israel, the founder Jose Andreas still collaborated with Israel and recently they served displaced Israeli settlers bombed by Iran and Hezbollah
Donate to these kitchens instead
Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do. My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian
The War in Sudan has created the World’s largest Humanitarian cris… Mustafa Ibrahim needs your support for Fight Hunger in Sudan: The Khart
As a result of the devastating strikes and the harsh war that Lebanon has endured, thousands of people have been left without homes, safety,
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Nothing like holding my love
I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude