hiiii hello hi!

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

My cat is emotionally abusive towards me

He is a misogynist he used to hit me

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

omg… when i was a kid my imaginary friend would do this EXACT hand sign to cheer me up..

n what's crazy is that men can't even pee. not pisssible

you are the reason why men kill themselves.

Im at your girls apartment stealthkilling her dog

spongebob cried because patrick was moving away. patrick got accepted to college and spngebob had to say goodbye to his friend. goodbye patrick. squidward was standing with his arms crossed but then he realized his two annoying neighbors would be split up for ever so actually he started getting really fucking happy and exstatick. and both his penis and nose made the same motion when he jumped. sorry but thats just how it works. its just the truth. its just the cold hard, solid, rock solid, and brick solid, and metal solid facts, and truths, that his penis did that in concjuction, and correspondence, with his nose. if you want to argue, then dm me or ibox me, lets make a website.

what are any of you ever fucking talking about

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

I miss you. I miss you so much.