Bach it up

me: *put two rocks next to each other* fall in love

Shes probably committing crimes right now

Who is?

What are you, a cop? piss off

so staff will not work on the terrible porn bot problem but instead randomly delete people over photographs they’ve edited? i really hate this fucking website

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

shoutout to the unsung heroes of vine, the ones who allowed the magic to happen: the employee who arranged the fre sha voca do letters, the road construction worker who put out the road work ahead sign, the folks who hosted the party where wrow happened…. let us not forget those who put the pieces in place to give us the gifts we have today

the girl who handed Tara the empty drink

the girl who knew the whole drama with those roommates

the guy who reportedly fucked with the kid who had both the power of God and anime on his side

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015  

Wild

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

My heart

😫❤️😫❤️😫❤️😫❤️

#BabyFever

Y'all trying to get me to have a baby, it won’t work