:^)

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

Need to develop a hunger for things that are actually good for me idk man

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

It’s always wahhhh my aborted gf my aborted older brother. What about the aborted bully or the aborted asshole boss or the aborted weird situationship? I’m glad they’re not here.

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich