:^)

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

its not even a monday Its some other bullshit today

i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

im such a slut for water always drinkin it in massive jars and out of pitchers and gasping for air after chugging it all in one go and im gettinn it all over my face and stuff. id moan too but i still live with my parents

Im down bad

get up 😦

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

Let people misunderstand you, let people miss you, let people be wrong about you. Your peace is not dependent on their accuracy.

I literally cant stop being cute. and annoying

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can