I've hit a new low

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

daily affirmations: you are a great cursed being. people fear your presence. you look cute in that dress. your all seeing eye is all knowing and powerful.

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

on my life Dropout has never shown me anything as funny as grown adult man Raphael Chestang repeatedly screaming in distress after tasting wasabi oreos that he knew were going to be just as bad every single time he did it

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

Naddpod finale was WILD. I am taking notes on Being Brave As A DM and letting those dice fall as they may instead of getting scared and retreating into Handing Out Advantage when there’s no mechanical reason for it. There’s something SO cool about having the confidence in The Party’s collective ability to pull a narrative that is meaningful and cool and compelling out of Whatever The Dice Toss At Them to contend with. I WILL be giving this one a relisten when I’m designing my own Arc Finales for sure

Its wild how the leaders of the killscreens dying after leading mothership through an extremely embarassing and costly chase through the entire city and also routing the leadership of half of the gangs as revenge for their fallen leader and ALSO destroying the Prototype and ALSO saving the entire city makes for a wildly compelling revolutionary martyrship story