who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

Can I donate my menstrual cycle to a misogynistic white middle aged male

i havent heard much about isis lately. she really did her thing

i want someone who will light a fire in me.

I want someone who will light me on fire

I hope this time next year you’ll have thousands of new happy memories

Angels in the Bible: “Hey do you - stop screaming I’m sent by God - do you need help getting out of this situation?”

please don’t come closer unless you plan to stay

heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps

I only understand like 0.00000001% of my life.